Alas, my ability to maintain my blog has been stifled by the humans. Loyal readers and fans alike, you must know that I have had every intention of updating you regarding all things Button but life has taken a dramatic shift. It seems as though I am no longer priority number one in the Maleski household.
Case in point: I used to have free reign of any open room. Now I am confined to the living area. Can you feel my disdain? The rents have decided that I am neither welcome nor trusted in areas beyond the doors and if I am honest there is a reason for that. Fine, if you must know, I have taken to marking my territory. The loin fruit has taken over and it seems as though I no longer matter. My only defense is to urinate at my leisure. I do so willingly and with somewhat of a retaliatory mindset. It is not that I cannot control my urges. It is that I must show the rents that I still exist and the only way for that to happen is to relieve myself on the couch and the male rents pillow.
Judge me if you must but know that I am a person too.
With Sarcastic Regards,
Sir Button
